at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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