After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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