Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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