I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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