what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
