sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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