hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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