Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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