You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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