if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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