you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
