I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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