we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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