Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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