Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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