On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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