Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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