isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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