ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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