why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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