Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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