The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
