im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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