That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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