YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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