i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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