ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Rumble strips road head = magical
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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