Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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