i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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