two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You can't special order awesome
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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