Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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