I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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