After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Is Oprah even human
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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