why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
