We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
