either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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