Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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