About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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