That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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