"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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