I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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