i barfeds in our rink
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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