You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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