He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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