I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
so much tequila, so little girl.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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