Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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