Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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