What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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