How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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