Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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