Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Randomize
