Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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