found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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