Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.