I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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