Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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