it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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