it hurts more in the daytime
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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