What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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