I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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