love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I could make wine with my vomit
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I feel like death gave me a hand job
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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